Nah never been about that drug scene, it doesn’t seem interesting to me. I’m hispanic I guess, Colombian, Guatemalan and recently I learned a bit of French. Uh after high school, I’m gonna go to college for my bachelor’s in Biochemistry, apply for medical school and hopefully get accepted at my top school choices in California (UCLA), Florida (UF) or if I’m like really lucky John Hopkins in Maryland. Then I’ll work at a hospital until my students loans are payed. After that I’ll buy lots of shit cuz anesthesiologists make awesome money. Dogs all the way man, I’ve always wanted a Alaskan Husky with bright blue eyes.
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, Washed Out, The Fratellis, Toro y Moi, One Republic, Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Jay Z, 2pac, Notorious BIG, Tegan and Sara, Imagine Dragons, M83, Mayer Hawthorne, The Naked and Famous, Neon Indian, Passion Pit, The XX, Two Door Cinema Club, The Future, Chad Valley, literally everything on the chillwave station on Pandora.
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
this song is super indie you probably never heard it *plays sweater weather*
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
okay seriously what the fuck this wasnt that funny